This is a piece Amber and I made in the spring of 2010, with her rapping over the phone and me rapping. I made the beat.
lyrics
Amber Scanlan: Wish I was dead/‘cause Bobby Brown keeps on hitting me in the head/why don’t I have nine lives I’m a fuckin’ feline and I look so fly, look at me, long clit big clit/long clit…big clit/um, champagne, poppin’ champagne, poppin’ pussy on the Wayne/poppin’ pussy on Lil Wayne/l-long hair, and he’s in jail-ail and he don’t care/he’s a fat fuck, whatcha gonna do, so clicked up/whatcha gonna do so fend the hoe and you look like you know but you really don’t know in the cynical/in the twinkle, in cynical/and it’s kinda fuckin’ binnical/and there’s so many fuckin’ dandelions in the fuckin’ lanes/in the fuckin’ lanes with them lames/and you know that the dandelions don’t give a dang and they got swang/they got swag, and you know that they got a bag, paper baggin’ it/like fuckin’ in the net, or the ‘Llac/but I ain’t even on all that, ‘cause I ain’t even on anything/and I never got a beer and I never got a weed/‘cause I don’t even know Marty’s muthafuckin’ digits, and I don’t know Justice’s or/and my-y weed is the number pickle, and it’s mad old and mad mold/and it’s so gross, but I’m--I’m smokin’ it anyway, ‘cause you gotta, smoke that Mary Jane, and try to get mad high/
Reuben Walton: Gotta get real swole wit it, champ, realize/gotta keep it live in lime w-with time/u-um, gotta keep rhymin’ high in the gry/alright
AS: Professional, whatcha gonna do?/lookin’ like a heffical lookin’ like hef/lookin’ like Hef in the Playboy Mansion, layin’ back like delayed, gettin’ fuckin’ head/gettin’ fuckin’ dome/gettin’ fuckin’ brain/Hank typical hangin’/Look at him, Hank Stommel, ballin’ off the chain/back in the shaw, mawfuckin’ game/but look at him, see how his is kinda hot/but kinda chunky at the same time/and it’s kinda nipply in dandelion/it’s kinda gettin’ Ms. Nipply in here, Ms. Milliken, Ms. Hilliken/and you know I’m gonna..drink another fuckin’ beer of Heineken/and you know I’m fuckin’ mad chain, and you know I like that Sam Adams Brown Ale and I’m mad rain, mad rain/but you can’t see if it’s inside, you probably ride alone in the whip dark send really fuckin’ lil niggas mad fuckin’ black people knocked up/and you know it’s not the first time that this is gonna be th-there or the second or the last, and, damn, it’s all swole!/ere or the second or the last, and, damn, it’s all swole!/ere or the second or the last, and, damn, it’s all swole!/ere or the second or the last, and, damn, it’s all swole!/ere or the second or the last, and, damn, it’s all swole!/ere or the second or the last, and, damn/hello?
RW: Ay-ay, ay/
AS: I think, I think we just skippered a whole thing.
RW: Damn!
Cell Phone Lady: You have reached the maximum time permitted for recording your message. If you are satisfied with your message…
RW: She sounds, like, mad.
CPL: ...press one. To listen to your message, press two.
AS: Where are you? And I saw you pointin’ at fuckin’ Shauna Digaetano’s house’s brother, cousin, whatever you wanna call it, fat fuck, right?/you wouldn’t even know that because you like, him and it didn’t even stop there and you talk/chalk? in the chago, whatcha gonna do with the ‘cago/and you’re names taco in the fuckin’ laco/ain’t nothin’ like it when you hop in Chicago/lookin’ like Chicago, just ask Khia befo’, ask, ask, girl/hoe, look at me/girl hoe and yeen even really know, yeen really key of hoe, I’ma let ‘em hoe, Reuben settle this thang/
RW: ‘Cause I’m fuckin’ mad chain and I’m gettin’ really swole/
AS: Ey!
RW: And I’m lookin’ mad game and I’m gettin’ really game/lookin’ like I’ve got mad chain in the lanes with them lames/Holly Bourque sippin’ on the grain/lookin’ really swole gettin’ in the chain/chain swingin’ real slow with it, real fast, real ball/you wanna get like that, 24’s on the low/you wanna get bigger hoes on the do’/smokin’ mad ‘dro gettin’ mad hoes/
AS: I can’t hear shit/let me tell you that one fuckin’ bit/and let me tell you the peep, ePod, iPod, ePod, I don’t really give a fuck what pod y-you’re in, mad fuckin’ d-dumb/errbody dumb/and errbody fuckin’, errbody numb/what the fuck is goin’ on? I don’t even know what they’re sayin’ out of my clit/and it all comes back to a big l-long clit, so let me have Katie Baima..come settle this thang/wiggle her twang, littlest thang/she’s a little swang, jiggalo swag/and lookin’ mad drag queen/and a fag queen, and you know I’m a fuckin’ fag queen, hey queen/and you know I’m gonna go in the fuckin’ drag queen/and you know that I’m gonna-gonna go dry clean/‘cause I gotta fuckin’ dry heave/dry heave, and I gotta fuckin’ go eat/
RW: (laughs)
AS: And I started gettin’ weird feelings in my shoulders…
RW: Up!
RW: (laughs)
AS: And I started gettin’ weird feelings in my shoulders…
RW: (laughs)
AS: And I started gettin’ weird feelings in my shoulders…
RW: Up!
credits
from Cleaning Out My Closet,
released September 17, 2012
Vocals by Reuben Walton, Amber Scanlan and Cell Phone Lady
Lyrics written by Reuben Walton, Amber Scanlan and Cell Phone Lady
Composed by Reuben Walton, Amber Scanlan, Cell Phone Lady and Brian McGravey
Produced by Reuben Walton
Programming by Reuben Walton
Recorded by Reuben Walton
Edited by Reuben Walton
Mixed by Reuben Walton
Reuben Walton is a singer/songwriter and music producer based in Falmouth, MA. He is a graduate of Musicians Institute in
Hollywood's Independent Artist program and their Electronic Music Production program, as well as UMass Lowell’s Music Business undergraduate program.
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