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Bird's Eye View (Skit) (feat. Seth Heart)

from Slowburn by Reuben Walton

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It gets even weirder. Me, Amber and Seth were hanging out in 2009 and I decided to record a stupid skit with us voicing over the opening theme for Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988). I tried to keep it on topic as being about Michael Myers, but we kind of just went wild.

lyrics

Seth Heart: Harry, we've reached a breakdown point. What do you think we should do?
Reuben Walton: We should call in the troops.
SH: And as they scour across the land and feast on the flesh of the innocent, what should we do?
RW: We will look into the moon and we will see our true nature.
SH: A nature that is evil, rotten, violent, and vicious...
RW: With only the Thorn symbol to guide it...
SH: The moon and the blood revolt!
RW: On this one night, the constellation will appear in the sky...
SH: And a million and six dead horses will rise from the ground to attack and feast on the flesh of humans who have worked their entire lives with no petty criminal..charges on their record from childhood.
RW: And now, and the man who came home, will come home...
SH: With a shotgun in his hand ready to kill his cheating wife!
RW: And a butcher's knife.
SH: And a machete.
RW: And a couple syringes.
SH: Filled with blood from a herpes-infested...
SH and RW: AIDS-infested...
RW: (coughs)
SH: son of a bitch...
RW: And then a couple whores came to the back door.
SH: And ran outside, with a brand new bucket of eyeballs!
RW: (laughs) These were some sick sluts, yes they were! They were sitting there, they were trying to get the herd, but they couldn't hear it.
SH: They took six eyeballs a piece, stuffed them into a condom and tied it at the end, and shoved them into their vaginas!
RW: How's that for fetish? Bird's eye view now, huh?
SH: That's what it's called, the bird's eye view! What? (cackles maniacally)

credits

from Slowburn, released August 21, 2012
Vocals by Reuben Walton and Seth Heart
Lyrics written by Reuben Walton and Seth Heart
Composed by Alan Howarth, Reuben Walton and Seth Heart
Produced by Reuben Walton
Recorded by Reuben Walton
Edited by Reuben Walton
Mixed by Reuben Walton

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Reuben Walton Falmouth, Massachusetts

Reuben Walton is a singer/songwriter and music producer based in Falmouth, MA. He is a graduate of Musicians Institute in Hollywood's Independent Artist program and their Electronic Music Production program, as well as UMass Lowell’s Music Business undergraduate program.
In 2019 he put out a self-titled EP working with producer AVLI Music and is now regularly releasing new music. ... more

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