I began working on this track on Friday, April 6th, 2012, at 2:55am EST. This was during the spring semester of my junior year at UMass Lowell, where I majored in Music Business. I originally entitled the Logic Pro Project "130 BPM Ridin Beat". It eventually became another fun collaboration with my friend LeAnne Piepiora later in 2012, with slightly processed vocals. I worked with what we had recorded and created something resembling an "intro chorus/hook". I added in an additional verse in April/May of 2014 after I had completed my internship at PARMA Licensing, LLC in North Hampton, NH. At this time, I also added in additional background vocals and some sound effects and then had it mastered by Cory Allen of Altered Ear Audio Mastering, who is based in Austin, TX.
lyrics
LeAnne Piepiora: I'm gonna make it smooth/make you move/make it smooth like bud/I'm gonna make it smooth/make you move/make it smooth like butter/
LeAnne Piepiora: (background vocals) Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, nev-- (pitch gradually lowering)
LeAnne Piepiora: I'm gonna make it smooth/make you move/make it smooth like butter/I'm gonna make it smooth/make you move/make it smooth like bud/
LeAnne Piepiora and Reuben Walton: Gonna let this beat sink in, to my brain.
LeAnne Piepiora: Give me a bag, give me a bottle, give me a bag, give me a bottle
LeAnne Piepiora and Reuben Walton: Gonna let this beat sink in, to my brain.
LeAnne Piepiora: Give me a bag, give me a bottle, give me a bag,
LeAnne Piepiora and Reuben Walton: give me a bottle (with background harmonies)
Reuben Walton: I oughta start calling myself Jora Dak/been over ten years since I beat Majora's Mask/bet your ass I ain't lookin' back for a snack/one free Uno chip later and I still be scorin' cash/to all you hatin'-ass hoes, your personalities get boring fast/"Ye Olde Electric Chair" is where you're headed if you keep smoking more than crack/hell, even that shit'll do you in headin' straight to the loony bin with along with your lower back/so for cheaper thrills, get some rum, roll it up, go on and pour that 'gnac/check check, one two/finest, bun drew/lookin' like a bun made o' drew corny/lookin' like a horny/corny-ass fuckin' toadpole/lookin' like a toadstool/lookin' like a soadbool/loakin' on a stoadbowl/lookin' like a toad bowl/bitch please, toads smoke bowls, too!/'cause they gotta get high livin' in a vernal pool/fuckin' corny-ass, boring-ass shit/molecules movin' around, fuck shit/they don't really got no T.V. to fuck wit/they just sit there mad fuckin' bored with a wart on their body like fuck that shit/they ain't really got it like fuck that bitch/hoes on the black like fuck that clit
LeAnne Piepiora: Oh what it's like, bein' a dog/in the hood, walkin' the streets/(laughs) you see all those people walkin' 'round and
LeAnne Piepiora and Reuben Walton: people walkin' while walkin' 'round/and people walkin' while walkin' 'round/and people walkin' while walkin' 'round
LeAnne Piepiora: people walkin' while walkin' 'round (fading out)
LeAnne Piepiora: Your best friend's name is Henry, he's a squirrel/you aren't really interested in girls/you're a dog, woof woof (laughs)/you're a dog, a dog, on the streets, you're a dog, woof woof, woof woof (more laughing)/throw me a bone/this the first time I rapped alone/I don't really know what to say, it just comes from my brain/these brainwaves reachin' out to you into your head/makin' you think about what I said
Reuben Walton: Look at me now, I'm on some worldwide shit/went from low-end pearls to certified diamonds and fly shit/and ain't nann thang wrong that nann hoe can find wit/the insatiable itch when your faced with a quick way to get away with this shit/pretty soon we gonna go from kale chips to high chips/in a quick truck headin' to where fat fucks knuck, buck, and ride dick/ain't nothin' like it, stayin' puffin' chronic lies, bitch/urgency furtively breathin' flies made of stoned and perfumed heat/and then your wife took me all the way home with her doomed teeth/readin' up on all the latest poems and I still got these dudes beat/bananas on the 'llac, books of stamps on the road/shoutout to Trick Daddy--and Da Brat, though/'cause their music takes me back, bro/to a place I wish I could fast go/like Angie Martinez, I'm steady standin' there bleedin', I used to watch movies 'bout the Brat Pack, oh/block corner where this gorilla got clapped at/by eleven-year-olds with silly putty and attitude, make me wanna slap that/think they're budding killers, but they ain't shit but a couple o' asscracks/recitin' lyrics out to the universe, but it's me they can't hang with, 'cause I was lookin' past that/come watch the pretty ladies and bitches doin' salvia in--in Bainbridge, Georgia/the stripper outside, that chick ain't here for ya/lookin' fantastic wit it/get fucked with quick when it happens, that's it (gasp)/daily medications got these bitches meditatin'/the shit you and I be facin'/simultaneously sittin' and pacin'/looky here, fuck 'em other hoes with side-swipe bangs, no numbers in their screen name/yeah, fuck 'em other hoes with side-swipe bangs, no numbers in their screen name/call me a hater 'cause I point out that ain't nann one of them gonna see fame/no haters bustin' shots at the same screen, daym/first name Charlie, last name Sheen, mayne/first name Charlie, last name Sheen, mayne/and green vein/four bitties cussin' blue streaks chokin' on the same green vein/she's not even conscious when I step inside the ring/givin' in to temptation like a music box made of ivory/sparkling idly, givin' you a record I'ma prove is hot in time with thee/the same green you preyed on twenty minutes ago with booze and more pot/now is gonna make you look to be losin' whore shot/got these blows off, and give it to us some more/got me blown off that blueberry tryna settle a score/steady gettin' ready for Jim Carrey to embezzle my door (gasp)/feelin' so scary, and very interesting/peelin' clothes off dope fairies in the West Wing/hopin' they not part of some typical internet scheme/sold out like bags of the best weed/rollback like Walmart, bitch don't check me/the seams on my suit, 'cause I won't sip the next lean/always said I'd give the very best of me/data failure be damned, I'll still have the rest beat/if you be investing in the evil checks you spending/chicken scratchin' paper off the best o' gin you ingesting/illiterate children of used-up spent tricks/rode hard and put away wet like an old game of Tetris/not TLC, but these chickens "Unpretty" and can't spend shit, they accounts is froze/bitch lookin' at me like I ain't got no titties and my booty bounce is old/she flip flop 'cause that shit hot, now that Miley started to twerk and be bold/cheesy hoes be murkin' ye/threatenin' to hurt a G and burn a thief/spittin' like a crime perpetrator, like they in line to catch them vapors/Common Ground, in terms of streets they be Mainers/whole group and crew ain't nothin' but some lamers/these skinny witches can't make that bussy drop to the bottom of the flo'/steady sippin' Seagram's and I be gone off a hit o' 'dro/lightweight is how I save my money, hoe/sittin' on a sling in a video ain't gonna get you somethin', bro/in terms of fantasy I burn your man to pieces/and that sling ain't hot enough for even pajama creases/pajama meetings, even especially the one from Saw 3 or The Ring, can't stand them freakers/shiny-ass leather with the damnedest speakers/pimped out ride, but this chemistry teacher can't handle beakers/like we at Hearth & Kettle and I took a shit in the sink
credits
from Distillery,
released August 9, 2013
Vocals by Reuben Walton and LeAnne Piepiora
Lyrics written by Reuben Walton and LeAnne Piepiora
Composed by Reuben Walton
Produced by Reuben Walton
Programming by Reuben Walton
Recorded by Reuben Walton
Edited by Reuben Walton
Mixed by Reuben Walton
Mastered by Cory Allen of Altered Ear Audio Mastering
Reuben Walton is a singer/songwriter and music producer based in Falmouth, MA. He is a graduate of Musicians Institute in
Hollywood's Independent Artist program and their Electronic Music Production program, as well as UMass Lowell’s Music Business undergraduate program.
In 2019 he put out a self-titled EP working with producer AVLI Music and is now regularly releasing new music....more
Super dreamy and spacey, just the way I like it. Beautiful music, recommended for fans of Best Coast, Animal Collective, Grizzly Bear, and other bands. Check 'em out! "D'Arrest" is my favorite! Reuben Walton
